Well, the Red Sox lead early in the game and never looked back.
The Bruins are working on their golf swings and improving their handicaps. Check out Marc Savard’s chip from the fringe:
The Patriots Randy Moss was partying at the Kentucky Derby with none other than Miss Kentucky USA:

The Celtics are sitting idle hoping that what you are seeing below does not happen once during this series:

A Tunisian family alleges their daughter was raped during a telephone conversation with a man, a lawyer for the family said.
The 30-year-old man said he never touched the young woman. But he acknowledged he heard her scream while they were “totally into” an erotic telephone conversation — and that she reported bleeding, Al Arabiya reported. Maha al-Metebaa, a lawyer representing the family, told the Kuwaiti newspaper Al-Qabs the case needs careful investigation because of its unprecedented allegations.

He said a medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin. “The intercourse did take place with all its details but verbally only,” he said. “The sexual act did not really happen because the physical proximity factor is not there, yet it happened because there is a direct physical impact – the loss of virginity.”
The Post today found a second Eliot Spitzer hooker. No, not Kristin Davis, she was the last second Eliot Spitzer hooker, supposedly, who maybe the Post would like us to forget about? Anyway, this new hooker is unnamed, and this time she’s outed by “law enforcement sources,” and her story will make your involuntary visualizations of Spitzer’s sex sessions (no? just me?) even more uncomfortable:
The second hooker-informant also told investigators Spitzer was fond of using sex toys to enhance his own pleasure, the sources said.
“The full portrait of Mr. Spitzer’s sexual interests has yet to be told,” one source said.
…[The second hooker] expanded on the portrait of Spitzer’s sexual fetishes in graphic detail, the sources said, also divulging that he had a penchant for props.
“Using sex toys to enhance his own pleasure,” “props” — this basically means butt plugs, or something along those lines, right? This is a very important question, please speculate wildly in the comments.
Also, apparently GOPdirty trickster Roger Stone was totally right about another Spitzer kink, this one EVEN MORE OUTLANDISH:
Sources said the second hooker also noted that Spitzer liked to keep his socks on during sex - a claim previously made by Republican political operative Roger Stone.
Next up from the tabs, a step by step guide to what Spitzer was into during foreplay and other angles to this story that make everyone uncomfortable.
Also, between the above front-page headline and the inside headline — “‘TWO ON ONE’ VS. SPITZER” — it doesn’t seem like the Post really brought its hooker-scandal A-game to this one. There are sex toys involved, after all.
Chelsea Clinton stopped traffic Friday night as she wandered the streets of Philadelphia on a gay bar crawl, winning rave reviews for both her politics and her appearance.
Led around the neighborhood by Gov. Ed Rendell, Chelsea was mobbed by local gays and lesbians, as she walked from one club to the next. They ran up to hug her, posed for pictures and certainly invaded her personal space.
“I grabbed her ass,” one young woman exclaimed to her friends after snapping a picture with her arm around the former first daughter.
“Chelsea, the gays love you!” one fan exclaimed, as she took the microphone at Bump, a restaurant and bar that was her first stop. “Oh, gosh, I don’t know if everybody loves me,” she responded.

I’m pretty sure these photo’s explain what I would say. Well… let me just go ahead and say it. These be some ugly ass people and they are going to run our country? I vote for none of the above…. err, or below in this case.


So the Saudi’s are paying .25 cents a gallon and we are climbing to $4.00 a gallon. Oil companies are stating record profits each quarter and the U.S. government is sitting on their asses talking about how to solve the problems of the world. So I started researching “alternative fuel” vehicles and found that that most economical vehicle on the road today is this one.
So I tracked the guy down who makes this hybrid vehicle and found out that he’s getting something like 200 miles per pound of grass clippings. It took him two weeks to build but says the repair costs are limited to an occasional flat tire. Well, with the way gas prices are going, I’ll be buying one for my 40 mile commute to work.
What would DailyBooz.com be if we didn’t talk about St. Patty’s Day? We here at DailyBooz.com are big fans of St. Patty’s Day. Green beer, drunk chicks and a whole lot of fighting.
The South Boston St. Patty’s Day Parade went off without a hitch. Well, it went off with a hitch, then it got ugly. Let’s see, South Boston….St. Patty’s Day….. what the fuck do you think is going to happen when 50,000 Irish lads and their wanna-be counterparts use the best excuse to get together, drink and be obnoxious….. what happens is a shit-load of fighting and as many arrests. Police reported 17 parade-related arrests for drinking in public and/or disorderly conduct. There were 12 arrests last year, and 30 in 2006. What does this mean? That more and more laddies are knuckling up each year. Here is a clip of a nice St. Patty’s day fight with chicks that like to knuckle up…..
Watch the chick in the red shirt…..
Yahoo
Chicago Cubs centerfielder Felix Pie will undergo surgery on Monday to correct a personal problem and miss 3-5 days, manager Lou Piniella announced before the Cubs-Brewers game.
According to the Chicago Tribune, Pie is suffering from what’s called testicular torsion, or, in layman’s terms, a twisted testicle. It happened early in camp, but Pie had the problem reduced manually, sources said, and was able to continue playing. He was scheduled to have the corrective surgery on the Cubs off-day next Monday, but when Pie reported to camp with soreness Monday, the Cubs decided to get the procedure done today.
The surgery involves sewing the outer layer of the testicle to the scrotum wall. The Cubs said it was a minor procedure, and if the problem was not corrected soon, Pie would risk losing the testicle. It’s not known how Pie incurred the injury, but it’s not uncommon. Some men are more susceptible to it than others, but it usually happens in late adolescence


