A certain New York Yankee slugger should beware: A 13-year-old taking a tour of Fenway Park today was attacked by a red-tailed hawk that swooped off its nest, drawing blood from the girl’s scalp.

Her name: Alexa Rodriguez.

“She’s fine, a little shaken, but OK,” said Vince Jennetta, a teacher who chaperoned Rodriguez’s class trip from Memorial Boulevard Middle School in Bristol, Conn.

Now if we could just get it to attack the real A-hole… I mean A-Rod the world would be a better place. Speaking of A-holes, how about Jose “I need attention because nobody cares about me anymore” Conseco was in town signing his useless book today. From what I’ve heard the book sucks as bad as he does. It lacks direction and is much like the first book where he trying to throw everyone under the bus. Even our very own Curt Schilling. Now if Curt ever did ANY type of performance enhancing drugs and looks the way he has and still does, well, Curt, you’ve been screwed over. Like most pitchers in MLB, fat and out of shape is the in look and Curt takes one of the top ten spots in that category.