Feminism some men may argue, has its downsides - particularly when it means they have to share the housework.

But few would protest against the latest victory for women’s rights.

Ladies in Copenhagen will now be allowed to swim and walk around topless in public pools.

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The spring thaw-out brings several changes to a college campus. Warm weather is on the way and the days are getting longer and longer, which is an advantage for once. Wanna know what else is great? The “10 Best Things About Spring On Campus,” that’s what.

10. Daylight

No longer do you have to endure waking up at 7:45 to trudge to an early class through a foot of snow in darkness. Instead, you’ll awake to the blissful sounds of songbirds and frolicking squirrels, and a beam of morning sun brightly shining through your window. Hopefully you’re not too hungover.

9. Baseball

The dead period between the end of football season and the beginning of baseball season is finally over, allowing us to focus on actual sports again. There’s nothing quite like a bench-clearing brawl on a cool Spring day.

8. You can finally go jogging like you’ve been planning to

Now that it’s warm out you can finally get in shape to work off that Winter weight! “I’ll go jogging once it’s warm,” you told yourself over a lonely bowl of Easy Mac in January. Worry not, your iPod Nano might run out of batteries, which will permit you to postpone physical activity for at least another month or so. But after that there’s no excuses, fatso.

7. Happier Professors

If your professors began the semester giving no partial credit on essay questions, it can likely be attributed to Seasonal Affective Disorder, which affects millions of Americans each year. As Winter blurs into Spring, don’t be surprised if your once-grumpy professors appear more light-hearted, holding classes outside or even canceling them altogether.

6. Thunderstorms

Perhaps I’m alone in this sentiment, but thunderstorms are awesome. Feeling the air pressure plummet as the sky blackens inspires a thrilling sense of anticipation. Worst-case scenario: a tornado hits the dorms. Best-case scenario: a tornado hits the academic buildings.

5. More places to hook up

During the cold Winter months, there really isn’t anywhere to get laid besides indoors, which is pretty boring. With the balmier weather, you can once again fool around in cars, tents, trees, fountains, etc. And that’s way more fun.

4. Seeing people on campus

When you walk to class in January, it’s like a post-apocalyptic scene: lone, downtrodden figures silently plodding through snow to go to their classes, then immediately getting the hell off campus. With the warm weather, you’ll see hundreds of happy faces lounging on the lush green grass of the quad; sunbathing, studying, and if they’re gay, playing Ultimate Frisbee.

3. Barbecues

At long last, men across America will uncover their grills and cook manly foods like hot dogs, burgers, brats and steak. Wafts of delicious smoke will make their way to the dorms, where some idiot will inevitably attempt to grill in his room with the windows open and a wet washcloth over the smoke detector. But hey, as long as there’s enough to go around…
2. Drinking outside

Few things in this world are as relaxing as sitting back in lawn chairs with friends and enjoying some cold brews. Drinking outside also applies to parties, which can be held in backyards, ensuring that some drunken fool doesn’t urinate on your stereo again.

1. Girls wearing less clothes

No longer will you have to surreptitiously ogle girls in bulky North Face coats and Ugg boots. College girls across the country will be wearing less and less, eager to show off their Spring Break tans. Rejoice at the triumphant return of short shorts and tank tops.

Police say a man was so impaired by drugs he didn’t know he was driving 30 miles under the speed limit and being followed by patrol cars.

Police say David F. Vanhousin, 33, was involved in a collision at the intersection of Center Point Place and South Royal Oaks Boulevard in Franklin about 1:40 p.m. Friday. Police said he struck a woman’s car and left the scene. The woman suffered minor injuries, according to Sgt. David Prather.

“It continues on and we were probably doing 5 miles per hour,” Prather said. “He eventually stopped in the middle of the road, then he started driving again.”

Vanhousin eventually stopped again. This time Prather got out of his car, walked up to the Suburban and removed the keys from the ignition.

Prather said crack cocaine was found in the vehicle, which turned out to be stolen from a collision repair center where Vanhousin worked.

I’ll have to use this one on my wife when I go AWOL and they find me at Mario’s blowing all of my money and maxing my credit cards. The only difference though…. I won’t feel emotionally guilty. Haaa….

Police say a pastor who was reported missing from his home in western New York has been found at an Ohio strip club.

A police officer patrolling the K.C. Lounge parking lot Friday morning in the Dayton suburb of Riverside spotted out-of-state license plates on 46-year-old Craig Rhodenizer’s car.

The FBI and New York authorities had been searching for Rhodenizer, who disappeared Wednesday after telling his wife he was getting his computer fixed at Best Buy. He is the pastor of a church in Lyndonville, N.Y.

Detective Matt Sturgeon said Rhodenizer was disoriented when confronted by police and said he felt “emotionally guilty.”

Another former pro athlete on the downward spiral. It’s amazing that these athletes were once on top of the world, playing a kids sport, getting paid big money and then throwing it all away to a thug life.

Former NBA player Isaiah Rider was jailed Saturday for investigation of auto theft, police said.

The 37-year-old Rider was driving a car that failed to stop at an intersection about 2:30 a.m. in the city’s Skid Row district, Officer Norma Eisenman said.

I’ll be buying a plane ticket to Japan and will be opening up the male version of a Geisha House. I won’t charge much and have already started to think about franchising my operation. Anyone want in, drop a line. Plane is leaving tomorrow morning.

Housewife Miyuki Yanagisawa cannot recall the last time she had sex with her husband. She is certain, though, that their physical estrangement can be measured in years, not months.

While she shares a room with the couple’s two young daughters, her husband, a company employee, sleeps alone in another room, grateful for the chance to catch up on his sleep after another tortuously long day at work.

‘As long as he is healthy and doing well at work, I can put up with the lack of affection,’ Yanagisawa, 44 - who asked that her real name not be used - said of her decade-old marriage. ‘Many other women in my age group feel the same. When couples reach a certain age they start calling each other “Mum” and “Dad” - they certainly stop using affectionate nicknames. I think that spells the beginning of the end for sex.’

Yanagisawa is not alone. According to a new report by the World Health Organisation, a quarter of married couples in Japan have not had sex in the past year. The problem worsens with age. While the study found that the 42 per cent of couples in their twenties who had lived together for fewer than five years had sex at least once a week, almost 38 per cent of married couples in their fifties have none.

The Japan Society of Sexual Science deems a marriage ’sexless’ when a couple go for a month or more without having sex and does not expect the situation to improve.

People trapped in sexless marriages blame long working hours, a claim backed up by global surveys of sexual activity conducted by Durex. According to the condom maker, Japanese couples have sex 45 times a year, well below the global average of 103 times.

According to one study a fifth of Japanese husbands say they are bored with intercourse, while about 15 per cent say they are simply too tired. A similar proportion of women agree that the spark has gone out of their love lives, although fewer than one in 10 blames their lover’s poor performance in bed.

‘I expect other people think sexless marriages are strange, but in Japan everything revolves around the children and household finances,’ Yanagisawa said. ‘Men gradually lose their other influence in a marriage, including the role of sexual partner. My husband and I know that is what has happened in our marriage - but we never talk about it.’

Marissa hales from the land of the cows….. yes, that would be Vermont. She is an avid skier and enjoys hiking, biking and anything to do with the outdoors. She is a student at U. Vermont and hopes to work as a teacher at the high school level. Ooooohhh boy, I can see it now…. she’ll be on the news bangin some freshman….. ahhh to be in high school again.

 
 

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As many of you know, I’m not much into politics, but after seeing this video, I’ll have to do some more “research” into this Obama girl. I’ve heard the name before but never really thought much of it. Mainly because I don’t like Obama and so I figured anything to do with the guy is not worth the time. Well, I’ve found the one thing I like I about this guy. He has support from chicks like this.

 
 

Ashley hales from Indiana and is somehow single. Ashley is a party girl as evident from the below pictures. I hope we can someday throw a party and invite Ashley and her girlfriends. It would have to be in Vegas because the bars on the east coast suck and close too early. Stay tuned…..
 
 

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Pretty standard video. Gotta like the girl screaming as she hits the bird.